Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a better seat at the comedy club."
Gilbert Gottfried
G
"Money follows happiness, not the other way around."
Gilbert Gottfried
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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gives it to."
Fanny Brice
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"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."
Fanny Brice
D
"Money isn't everything, but it helps."
Dan Aykroyd
D
"Money is a tool for good."
Dan Aykroyd
E
"Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer."
Eddie Cantor
E
"Money is a tool, not a measure of your worth."
Eddie Cantor
B
"Money can't buy what really matters."
Bill Murray
G
"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps"
George Lopez
G
"Money matters, but people matter more"
George Lopez
G
"Money is freedom until it becomes your prison."
Gilbert Gottfried
"Money can't buy what really matters - your integrity."
John Belushi
W
"Half of America's millionaires made their fortunes in real estate, and the other half lost their shirts in it."
Will Rogers
W
"I have always been afraid of banks. I have seen them fail."
Will Rogers
W
"When you are poor, you have to think simple and talk big to live in the world."
Will Rogers
W
"A debt-free man ain't a poor man."
Will Rogers
D
"Money comes and goes, but the memories you create last forever."
Dan Aykroyd
"I'm not a guy who has ever been motivated by money."
Steve Martin
"Money cannot buy happiness."
Dick Van Dyke
"True wealth is relationships and experiences."
Dick Van Dyke
E
"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."
Eddie Cantor
E
"Money is not the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the scale of importance."
Eddie Cantor
E
"If you want to know the value of a dollar, try to borrow one."
Eddie Cantor
E
"Wealth is not about having money; it's about having options."
Eddie Cantor
B
"Money is nice, but it's not everything - connection is what really matters."
Bill Murray
G
"Money is a tool, not a measure of your worth."
George Lopez
D
"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."
Dan Aykroyd
D
"Money cannot buy what truly makes us happy."
Dan Aykroyd
"Money means nothing without purpose."
Dick Van Dyke