Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

"Money talks, but mine just whispers goodbye."
Don Rickles
"I've never been interested in money for its own sake."
Steve Martin
C
"Money doesn't buy happiness."
Carol Burnett
C
"Money is a tool, not a goal."
Carol Burnett
C
"Money doesn't define worth."
Carol Burnett
C
"Use money wisely."
Carol Burnett
"The difference between being rich and being wealthy is having time to enjoy your money."
Johnny Carson
"Money is a tool, not a destination."
Johnny Carson
"Money can buy things, but it cannot buy happiness or genuine human connection."
Mel Brooks
"Money is a tool for freedom, not a measure of worth."
Mel Brooks
C
"Money is important, but it's not what makes life meaningful"
Carl Reiner
C
"Money earned through passion feels entirely different from money earned through desperation"
Carl Reiner
"Money's nice, but making people laugh is worth more than any paycheck."
Don Rickles
C
"Money can't buy what really matters, but it can buy peace of mind about necessities."
Carol Burnett
L
"If you want to know what God thinks about money, look at the people he gave it to."
Lily Tomlin
C
"Money can buy comfort but never meaning."
Carl Reiner
"Money is important, but it's not important enough to compromise your character."
Don Rickles
"Money is a tool for creating freedom and helping others."
Goldie Hawn
"Money is a good servant but a terrible master."
Johnny Carson
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy a good comedy show."
Mel Brooks
"Money is important, but not as important as the people you love."
Mel Brooks
C
"Money is important, but it's not what makes life rich."
Carol Burnett
C
"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."
Carol Burnett
R
"I spent all my money on a great car. Now I sleep in it."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Money is a tool, not a destination."
Mel Brooks
C
"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth or success."
Carol Burnett
"Money is a tool, not a measure of your worth as a person."
Goldie Hawn
L
"Somebody said me not having a retirement plan was irresponsible. I said, no, irresponsible would be telling my kids I won't help them buy a house."
Lily Tomlin
L
"I notice that it costs money to die. It costs money to be born. It costs money to live."
Lily Tomlin
"Money is a tool, not a master."
Johnny Carson