Money Quotes

"The real reason we can't have the plans the Cleavers have is we're all out of money."

"They say money can't buy happiness. But it can buy a better class of misery."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Money comes and goes. Relationships are what matter."

"Money doesn't talk, it swears."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps with the bills."

"Money's great, but the real currency is making people remember you."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy freedom."

"Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of your worth."

"Money follows value; create value first."

"My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with money. I said, 'How much do I owe you?'"

"My wife wanted to know my net worth. I said, 'Negative.' She said, 'That's what I thought.'"

"Money is the root of all evil, but we need it anyway."

"Money doesn't make you happy, but the lack of it sure makes you unhappy."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a jet ski."

"I've been rich and I've been poor - rich is better."

"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better"

"People say money doesn't buy happiness. That's true. But it rents it for a while."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

"Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant."

"Money is congealed desire."

"I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart."

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

"I'm paying so much in taxes I don't know if I'm wealthy or not."

"Money cannot buy love, but money can rent it."

"My accountant told me I spent too much on taxes. I told him I don't have a choice."

"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."

"The real reason your pro golfer is on the tour is to make the money."