Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

"The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it."
George Burns
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars, which is practically the same thing."
George Burns
"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better."
George Burns
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"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Mort Sahl
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"The most important thing about having money is that it lets you answer questions without asking them first."
Gracie Allen
G
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silence from people who were making you unhappy."
Gracie Allen
R
"I'm paying so much in taxes, I don't know if I'm supposed to be an American or a financial plan."
Red Skelton
R
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."
Red Skelton
R
"Money is a tool, not a goal."
Red Skelton
"A miser is a hardworking man who doesn't enjoy his own money."
Fred Allen
"Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any money."
Fred Allen
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars."
Fred Allen
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"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better, but poor is easier to get."
Jack Benny
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the leisure to pursue it."
Jack Benny
J
"The real measure of a man's wealth is how much he'd be worth if he lost all his money."
Jack Benny
J
"I've got plenty of money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
Jack Benny
J
"When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now I know it is."
Jack Benny
J
"The problem with being poor is that it takes up all your time."
Jack Benny
B
"The greatest wealth is a sound mind and a grateful heart."
Bob Hope
"Those who think money can't buy happiness simply haven't learned how to shop correctly."
George Burns
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"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he gave it to."
Gracie Allen
G
"They say money can't buy happiness. It can buy freedom though, and that's pretty close."
Gracie Allen
R
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure takes the pain out of being poor."
Red Skelton
J
"Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."
Jack Benny
J
"They call me Cheap Charlie, but I call myself economical."
Jack Benny
J
"Money is a means, not an end."
Jack Benny
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"Money is not the most important thing, but it sure helps with peace of mind."
Lucille Ball
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."
Fred Allen
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
Fred Allen
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of other things."
Bob Hope