Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"I'm way too rich for jail."
Jean-Ralphio
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"My money comes from a lot of different places, and some of them are super sketchy."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of other cool stuff."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"Money doesn't grow on trees, but apparently it grows in my accounts."
Jean-Ralphio
D
"Money means power, and I will have both."
Dennis Reynolds
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps pay the bills."
Frank Rossitano
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"Money is a tool, not a goal."
Frank Rossitano
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"Money can buy comfort, but it can't buy meaning or purpose."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Money is a tool for doing good, nothing more."
Kenneth Parcell
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"People think money is about greed. Sometimes it's about control."
Pete Hornberger
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"Money isn't everything, but it helps."
Lutz
L
"Money follows good living."
Lutz
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys options."
Hannibal Buress
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"Money is just energy transferred between people."
Hannibal Buress
D
"Money is just a way to quantify success."
Dr. Krieger
D
"Money funds research, and research is everything."
Dr. Krieger
M
"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."
Malory Archer
M
"That's what the money is for."
Malory Archer
M
"Money is the only thing that matters."
Malory Archer
M
"Money doesn't solve everything, but it helps."
Malory Archer
M
"Money is power, and power is money."
Malory Archer
M
"Money is the root of all necessity."
Malory Archer
M
"Money keeps the lights on."
Malory Archer
M
"Money is freedom."
Malory Archer
M
"Money talks louder than words."
Malory Archer
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you freedom."
Frank Rossitano
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"Money's just paper if you don't use it right."
Frank Rossitano
J
"Money? I don't think about money. I just spend it."
Jean-Ralphio
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"You can't put a price on fun. Trust me, I've tried."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"Money is like oxygen. You need it to breathe, but I mostly just use it for partying."
Jean-Ralphio