Money Quotes
Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.
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"I'm way too rich for jail."Jean-Ralphio
"My money comes from a lot of different places, and some of them are super sketchy."Jean-Ralphio
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of other cool stuff."Jean-Ralphio
"Money doesn't grow on trees, but apparently it grows in my accounts."Jean-Ralphio
"Money means power, and I will have both."Dennis Reynolds
"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps pay the bills."Frank Rossitano
"Money is a tool, not a goal."Frank Rossitano
"Money can buy comfort, but it can't buy meaning or purpose."Kenneth Parcell
"Money is a tool for doing good, nothing more."Kenneth Parcell
"People think money is about greed. Sometimes it's about control."Pete Hornberger
"Money isn't everything, but it helps."Lutz
"Money follows good living."Lutz
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys options."Hannibal Buress
"Money is just energy transferred between people."Hannibal Buress
"Money is just a way to quantify success."Dr. Krieger
"Money funds research, and research is everything."Dr. Krieger
"Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."Malory Archer
"That's what the money is for."Malory Archer
"Money is the only thing that matters."Malory Archer
"Money doesn't solve everything, but it helps."Malory Archer
"Money is power, and power is money."Malory Archer
"Money is the root of all necessity."Malory Archer
"Money keeps the lights on."Malory Archer
"Money is freedom."Malory Archer
"Money talks louder than words."Malory Archer
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you freedom."Frank Rossitano
"Money's just paper if you don't use it right."Frank Rossitano
"Money? I don't think about money. I just spend it."Jean-Ralphio
"You can't put a price on fun. Trust me, I've tried."Jean-Ralphio
"Money is like oxygen. You need it to breathe, but I mostly just use it for partying."Jean-Ralphio