Money Quotes
Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys options."Pam Poovey
"Money spent on yourself is money well invested."Treat Yo'Self
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy massages."Treat Yo'Self
"The best investment portfolio includes your happiness."Treat Yo'Self
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."Hannibal Buress
"Money doesn't solve problems, it just buys better distractions."Hannibal Buress
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."Malory Archer
"Money solves problems. Poverty creates them."Malory Archer
"Money buys everything. Including people."Malory Archer
"Money can buy comfort, but not happiness."Ray Gillette
"Money is a tool, not a goal."Ray Gillette
"I have a code. It's called 'get paid.'"Lana Kane
"Money is freedom."Cheryl Tunt
"You gotta spend money to make money, bro."Jean-Ralphio
"The best things in life are free... but I still need cash."Jean-Ralphio
"Money comes and goes. Mostly goes."Jean-Ralphio
"Money would solve most of my problems if I had any."Cyril Figgis
"Money would be nice, but purpose would be better."Cyril Figgis
"Money finances dreams that others can't comprehend."Dr. Krieger
"Money buys freedom from interruption."Dr. Krieger
"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you really nice things."Pam Poovey
"Money isn't everything, but it helps pay for snacks."Pam Poovey
"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you forget you're unhappy."Mort Goldman
"Money won't make you happy, but neither will being broke."Mort Goldman
"Money makes the world go 'round, and also ruins everything."Mort Goldman
"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys great hair gel."Tom Tucker
"Money buys things, but it can't buy what I have—natural charm."Tom Tucker
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of things that make me forget I'm miserable."Cheryl Tunt
"Money makes the world spin and me dizzy with possibility."Cheryl Tunt
"I wouldn't say I love money, but we have an understanding."Cheryl Tunt