Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys options."
Pam Poovey
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"Money spent on yourself is money well invested."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy massages."
Treat Yo'Self
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"The best investment portfolio includes your happiness."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."
Hannibal Buress
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"Money doesn't solve problems, it just buys better distractions."
Hannibal Buress
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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."
Malory Archer
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"Money solves problems. Poverty creates them."
Malory Archer
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"Money buys everything. Including people."
Malory Archer
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"Money can buy comfort, but not happiness."
Ray Gillette
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"Money is a tool, not a goal."
Ray Gillette
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"I have a code. It's called 'get paid.'"
Lana Kane
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"Money is freedom."
Cheryl Tunt
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"You gotta spend money to make money, bro."
Jean-Ralphio
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"The best things in life are free... but I still need cash."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Money comes and goes. Mostly goes."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Money would solve most of my problems if I had any."
Cyril Figgis
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"Money would be nice, but purpose would be better."
Cyril Figgis
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"Money finances dreams that others can't comprehend."
Dr. Krieger
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"Money buys freedom from interruption."
Dr. Krieger
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"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you really nice things."
Pam Poovey
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"Money isn't everything, but it helps pay for snacks."
Pam Poovey
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"I've learned that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you forget you're unhappy."
Mort Goldman
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"Money won't make you happy, but neither will being broke."
Mort Goldman
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"Money makes the world go 'round, and also ruins everything."
Mort Goldman
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys great hair gel."
Tom Tucker
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"Money buys things, but it can't buy what I have—natural charm."
Tom Tucker
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of things that make me forget I'm miserable."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Money makes the world spin and me dizzy with possibility."
Cheryl Tunt
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"I wouldn't say I love money, but we have an understanding."
Cheryl Tunt