Money Quotes

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps, giggity goo."

"Money's a tool, not a god, giggity."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy martinis, which is close."

"Money is a tool for freedom, not a measure of worth."

"Money can buy you nice roosts, but it can't buy you happiness."

"Money's nice, but it ain't everything - trust me, I know."

"Money is a means to an end, not the end itself."

"Money solves many problems, but not all of them."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of your worth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy comfort, which is close enough."

"Money is the root of all evil, which makes evil a pretty good investment."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps, giggity."

"Don't let money be your master, be its master, giggity goo."

"Money is nice, but I'd give it all up for... myself."

"The best investment is always yourself."

"I'm the only one who cares about fiscal responsibility around here."

"Money isn't everything, but it enables everything else."

"Money doesn't matter if you're not happy with yourself."

"Money comes and goes, but character stays forever."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a few hours."

"Money is just crystallized time and effort."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure as hell helps."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy silence."

"Money is why we pretend to like each other."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps with the bills."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps, giggity."

"Money is a tool, not a master, giggity."

"Money can't buy you friends, but it can buy you peace of mind."