Money Quotes

"Money matters less when you have self-respect."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy excellent hair products."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys security."

"Wealth without wisdom is poverty."

"Money can't buy you a better bawk."

"Money spent on food for a giant chicken is money well spent."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."

"Money isn't everything, but financial independence is important."

"Money can't buy happiness, but security helps."

"Money makes the world go 'round, and I intend to own it all."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy minions."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps pay the bills."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of your worth."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it might help."

"Money would at least solve some problems."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt, giggity!"

"The best things in life truly are free, giggity goo."

"I've learned that money isn't everything."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy better suits."

"Money talks, and I listen to it very carefully."

"Money can't buy the kind of peace you get from self-acceptance."

"Money matters less when you're rich in self-respect."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really nice kennel."

"I've learned that money isn't everything in life."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can provide security."

"Money doesn't actually make you happy."

"Money is important but not the important thing."

"Money talks, and mine's got plenty to say."

"People respect money more than they respect kindness."

"Smart money knows where to find me."