Money Quotes

"Money is just a tool. An explosive tool, really."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy explosives. Which is better."

"Money won't fix being fundamentally unlikeable."

"Money can't buy friends who actually like you."

"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps with the stress."

"You gotta spend money to make money."

"Money isn't everything, but having enough is important."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bunny ears."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy good burgers, which is close."

"Money is important, but meaning is more important."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy burgers, which is pretty close."

"Money talks, and right now it's telling me to crush you in business."

"Every person has a price. I just find it faster than most."

"Money is freedom, and I'm very free."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy an army. And that's close enough."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski."

"Money makes the world go round, but beer makes it spin faster."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy wine, so basically it can."

"Money is temporary, but memories of weird moments last forever."

"Money doesn't matter if you're not happy."

"Money is important, but it's not everything."

"Money matters, but meaning matters more."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy equipment and that's pretty close."

"Money is just potential translated into reality."

"Money isn't everything, but stability matters."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys ingredients for burgers."

"Money comes and goes. Reputation stays with you."