Money Quotes

Wealth, poverty, and everything the ledger can and can't measure.

13074 quotes

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"Money isn't everything, but security does matter."
Pam Beesly
P
"Money comes and goes, but relationships are forever."
Pam Beesly
R
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys a lot of other things."
Ryan Howard
T
"Money is power, and I love power"
Tom Haverford
T
"I love money so much, I think it should be taught in school"
Tom Haverford
T
"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you other things that are almost as good"
Tom Haverford
R
"Money is useless if you don't know how to spend it."
Ron Swanson
J
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of other things."
Jenna Maroney
J
"Money matters, but people matter more."
Jenna Maroney
T
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Ever seen someone frowning on a jet ski?"
Tracy Jordan
J
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy comfort, which is basically the same thing."
Jack Donaghy
A
"Money is a tool, not a destination."
Angela Martin
R
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a lot of other things."
Ryan Howard
R
"A penny saved is a penny earned, but who saves pennies?"
Ryan Howard
R
"If you're not thinking about money, you're thinking about the wrong thing."
Ryan Howard
R
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys respect."
Ryan Howard
J
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure doesn't hurt."
Jim Halpert
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"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys coffee, which is close enough."
Phoebe Buffay
P
"Money comes and goes, but memories last forever."
Phoebe Buffay
J
"Money isn't everything, but it does make life significantly more fun."
Jenna Maroney
J
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really good therapist."
Jenna Maroney
P
"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy freedom."
Pam Beesly
A
"Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly helps with comfort."
Angela Martin
A
"I believe in living modestly and spending wisely."
Angela Martin
R
"Money makes the world go round. That's just reality."
Ryan Howard
R
"Money is a tool for creating the life you want."
Ryan Howard
C
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy sarcastic remarks."
Chandler Bing
C
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can reduce stress. I'd like to test that theory."
Chandler Bing
R
"Money doesn't buy happiness."
Ross Geller
D
"Money is a tool, but it should never control you."
Dwight Schrute