Money Quotes

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for hours at a time."

"Money is power. Power is power."

"Money is important, but it's not everything in life."

"Money can buy things, but not happiness or relationships."

"Money can't buy happiness."

"Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor."

"Money is the only substance that matters. Well, that and dark stain."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy really great shoes."

"Money is important because it buys my entire existence."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

"Money is the root of all evil, and I'm a very evil genius."

"Money talks. Mine sings opera."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a really nice boat."

"Time is money, and money is happiness."

"The real estate market is always a good investment."

"Money is important, but not as important as integrity."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon-wrapped shrimp, which is basically the same thing."

"I've learned that money can't buy everything, but it buys most things."

"The government wastes your money. I want to return it by not spending it."

"Money is useless without something to spend it on."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy great shoes."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps you look like it is."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen someone frowning on a jet ski?"

"Money is a tool. Use it right and you can build something beautiful."

"Money is not the root of all evil. Poverty is."

"Money isn't everything. It's the only thing that matters."

"Money can't buy peace of mind."

"Money is merely a tool for achieving importance."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does help with anxiety."

"Money is important, but it's not everything."