Nature Quotes

Mountains, oceans, and everything growing in between. The natural world as teacher and mirror.

18018 quotes

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"Nature is just a place to trap dweeby kids."
Nelson Muntz
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"Nature provides the backdrop for many of our stories."
Kent Brockman
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"Nature's the best teacher if ye're willin' tae listen."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Nature's been here longer than us and'll be here long after."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Nature is indifferent to our suffering, which we respect."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Nature is cruel and indifferent like us."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Nature provides endless inspiration for torture devices and elaborate traps."
Sideshow Bob
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"Nature teaches us survival, which I've mastered in prison."
Sideshow Bob
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"Nature is beautiful, but air conditioning is more reliable."
Waylon Smithers
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"Nature is beautiful, but have you seen a donut?"
Chief Wiggum
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"Nature reminds me that I'm just a small part of something big."
Lenny Leonard
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"Nature teaches us important lessons about life."
Carl Carlson
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"Nature reminds us of what really matters."
Carl Carlson
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"I can't believe they cut down this beautiful old tree."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Nature's for wimps and environmentalists."
Nelson Muntz
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"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as a perfectly-lit studio."
Kent Brockman
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"Nature's got all the answers if ye just pay attention."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Ye must respect the land if ye wish to prosper from it."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Nature teaches more than all the schoolmasters combined."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Nature don't lie, people do."
Moe Szyslak
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"Nature's got all the answers if you listen close."
Moe Szyslak
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"Nature is beautiful, especially when viewed through the window of a bar."
Barney Gumble
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"Nature is God's canvas, and we are but humble admirers."
Ned Flanders
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"The natural world reveals God's infinite wisdom."
Ned Flanders
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"Gosh, I miss playing outside."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Nature? That's what I see through the windows of my limo on the way to the bank!"
Krusty the Clown
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"Nature is nice to look at, but it doesn't have a merchandise line."
Krusty the Clown
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"Nature's just another thing to dominate."
Nelson Muntz
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"Nature bows to my will."
Nelson Muntz
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"Nature is beautiful from far away, but I prefer my nature with a roof over my head."
Lenny Leonard