Nature Quotes

"Nature is pretty, but it doesn't have electricity or snacks."

"Nature exists to be exploited, not appreciated."

"Nature'll teach ye more than any fancy school ever could."

"Nature's the greatest teacher if ye pay attention."

"Nature is nice, but it doesn't have a beer garden like Moe's."

"The only thing better than weasels is bears."

"Nature is where bugs live."

"Nature is full of things to destroy."

"Nature is beautiful. So is a perfectly poured beer."

"Nature provides everything we need: air, water, and beer."

"Nature is the Lord's work, and we must treat it with respect-diddly-respect."

"Nature reminds us of our place in the grand design."

"Nature's greatest creation? The ability to recover from any injury instantly."

"Nature provides the best inspiration for destruction."

"Nature exists to be exploited."

"Ga goo goo da"

"The world needs more environmentalists."

"Nature sucks, it's got bugs and stuff."

"Nature provides the best materials for pranks."

"Nature? That's what's outside when nobody's drinking."

"Nature and I haven't spoken since 1987."

"There's beauty in God's creation all around us."

"Nature reveals the hand of our Creator."

"Nature's beauty speaks to the soul"

"Nature is beautiful, especially when you're drunk enough to appreciate it."

"Nature's beauty is best appreciated from inside a safe hole."

"Nature's cruel, and so am I."

"Nature? I'm more of an indoors guy myself!"

"Nature teaches us lessons if we're willing to listen."

"Nature's beauty reminds us of what matters."