Nature Quotes

"Go where nature takes you, but preferably to a party."

"Nature teaches us lessons we cannot learn anywhere else."

"Nature is beautiful from a distance, preferably through a window."

"Nature is red in tooth and claw, and air-conditioned rooms are better."

"Nature is beautiful, but nature can be improved."

"Beauty in nature is just physics made visible."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems."

"Nature has a way of humbling you."

"Nature and luxury aren't mutually exclusive."

"Nature would be beautiful if it didn't have so many bugs."

"Nature is beautiful from far away and annoying up close."

"Nature is an inconvenience."

"Nature reminds us that we're part of something bigger."

"Nature doesn't negotiate; it simply is."

"I've seen nature. Mostly from my car while fleeing cops."

"Nature doesn't judge; it's indifferent, which is somehow better."

"Nature is just a blank canvas for improvement."

"Nature's only limitation is our imagination."

"Nature is beautiful, but so are indoor activities."

"Nature reminds us we're just small parts of something bigger."

"Nature is beautiful until you have to spend a day in it."

"Nature doesn't care about your feelings or your allergies."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as my profile."

"Nature's best creation? Me, obviously."

"Nature is beautiful, but so is central air conditioning."

"You can't get the same connection with nature in a penthouse... but you can try."

"Nature's beautiful, especially when you're enjoying it, giggity."

"Nature reminds us what's important, giggity."

"Nature has a way of reminding us what's really important."

"Nature's got all the answers if you just listen to the roosters."