Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy provides no comfort to the philosophically troubled."
Zoidberg
H
"Philosophy teaches us that order is the basis of society."
Hermes
P
"I've seen empires rise and fall, and it's all just dust in the end."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"Philosophy is the art of asking good questions."
Professor Farnsworth
A
"I believe in the power of critical thinking."
Amy Wong
A
"Philosophy helps us question our assumptions."
Amy Wong
L
"Philosophy helps us understand why we do what we do."
Leela
L
"I've seen the worst and best of humanity."
Leela
F
"Philosophy teaches us that flexibility is a virtue."
Flexo
F
"Philosophy is just bending your mind in new directions."
Flexo
F
"I'm just a guy trying to figure out his place in the universe."
Fry
B
"Your opinion means nothing to me. Mostly because you're a human."
Bender
B
"Philosophically speaking, I'm right about everything."
Bender
B
"In the end, we're all just robots trying to survive."
Bender
H
"Life is just a bunch of stuff that happens"
Homer Simpson
H
"Philosophy asks the big questions, but the forms still need filing."
Hermes
H
"Philosophical questions deepen your understanding."
Hermes
A
"Philosophy helps us question and understand existence."
Amy Wong
A
"Philosophy asks the questions that science struggles to answer."
Amy Wong
Z
"Philosophy is the art of asking questions no one wants answered."
Zoidberg
Z
"Philosophy taught me that existence precedes essence, and both suck."
Zoidberg
P
"Young people today don't appreciate the simple things in life, like a good suicide booth."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"Philosophy is the art of asking questions that have no answers."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"Philosophy teaches us that we are all flexible beings."
Flexo
F
"I bend, therefore I am."
Flexo
F
"Philosophy teaches that existence is flexibility."
Flexo
L
"I've seen things that would make philosophers question reality."
Leela
L
"Philosophy helps us ask the right questions."
Leela
F
"Philosophy is thinking about stuff, which I do a lot."
Fry
F
"Philosophy is asking 'why' until you understand."
Fry