Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy is just thinking really hard about stuff."
Jason Penopolis
J
"I think about stuff too much, probably."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Philosophy makes your brain hurt."
Jason Penopolis
M
"Philosophy is what you study when you want to think about thinking."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Philosophy is trying to sound smart about confusion."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"
Brendon Small
B
"People are weird when you really think about it."
Brendon Small
B
"Time is just something invented to keep us down."
Brendon Small
B
"That's what separates the artists from everyone else."
Brendon Small
C
"Philosophy is thinking really hard about things that don't matter."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Destiny is just fate with a marketing department."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Philosophy is thinking about thinking about thinking to no end."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
F
"Philosophy's just trying to make sense of confusing situations."
Frylock
F
"Philosophy helps you ask the questions that matter."
Frylock
C
"Philosophy is asking questions nobody can answer."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Philosophy is getting paid to think out loud."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Philosophy is just asking better questions."
Bruno
B
"Philosophy is asking the questions nobody else dares to ask."
Bruno
M
"Philosophy just fancy way of asking questions."
Meatwad
M
"Philosophy make you think different about everything."
Meatwad
A
"Philosophy is just thinking deep, innit."
Ali G
M
"Philosophy is just thinking about thinking, which is useless."
Master Shake
M
"Philosophy is thinking hard about things that don't matter."
Master Shake
F
"Philosophy makes you think about why you exist."
Frylock
F
"Philosophy questions everything."
Frylock
M
"Philosophy is just organized thinking."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Philosophy teaches us to question our assumptions."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that don't matter."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"Philosophy is the art of asking questions you already know the answers to."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Most people don't realize they're in my life for a reason."
Jason Penopolis