Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy lets me argue about things I already understand perfectly."
Jason Penopolis
C
"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that doesn't matter."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Philosophy is thoughts that don't pay rent."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Philosophy helps us understand the meaning of existence."
Bruno
B
"Philosophy asks the right questions, even without answers."
Bruno
M
"Philosophy makes you think different."
Meatwad
M
"Philosophy ask the real questions."
Meatwad
M
"Philosophy help us understand life."
Meatwad
F
"I think about life philosophically sometimes, you know?"
Frylock
F
"Big questions don't always have simple answers."
Frylock
A
"Philosophy is asking questions that don't have easy answers."
Ali G
A
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, especially ourselves."
Ali G
M
"Philosophy is thinking about things you can't actually solve."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Philosophy is asking questions you don't want to know the answers to."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"Philosophy seeks the deepest truths of existence."
Borat
M
"Philosophy is what you talk about when you don't have anything real to say."
Master Shake
M
"Philosophy is thinking about things that don't matter."
Master Shake
B
"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."
Brendon Small
C
"I don't know much about philosophy, but I know what's right."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Philosophy is just thinking hard about stuff."
Coach McGuirk
J
"Philosophy is what you think about while waiting for the lights to warm up."
Jason Penopolis
J
"The answer to every philosophical question is 'it depends on the angle.'"
Jason Penopolis
B
"Philosophy teaches you to question everything, including your closet"
Bruno
B
"Philosophy asks why; I choose to be why"
Bruno
P
"The universe doesn't care about your problems, so you shouldn't either."
Pickle Rick
P
"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve."
Pickle Rick
P
"The universe is mostly empty space, like human relationships."
Pickle Rick
P
"Philosophy is organized confusion."
Pickle Rick
P
"Nothing matters and that should be liberating."
Pickle Rick
M
"Philosophy is asking the questions that matter most."
Mr. Poopybutthole