Philosophy Quotes
Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.
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"That's a really compelling argument, but I still disagree."Kyle Broflovski
"We need to think about the long-term consequences here."Kyle Broflovski
"Fashion is just a way to make people feel inadequate about things they've never needed."Daria Morgendorffer
"Philosophy is interesting in theory."Daria Morgendorffer
"Most problems would solve themselves if we just ignored them long enough."Daria Morgendorffer
"Rules exist because people can't be trusted to do the right thing."Daria Morgendorffer
"Everyone thinks they're the protagonist of their own story."Daria Morgendorffer
"Closure is a myth people invented to feel better about their problems."Daria Morgendorffer
"Character is usually just desperation pretending to be virtue."Daria Morgendorffer
"The universe is indifferent to our concerns, which is actually comforting."Daria Morgendorffer
"Philosophy teaches us to think for ourselves."Stan Smith
"Philosophy is the permission to question everything."Stan Smith
"Philosophy helps us question our beliefs."Sharon Marsh
"Philosophy teaches critical thinking."Sharon Marsh
"The poor are just lazy."Cartman
"The ends justify the means when the means are awesome."Cartman
"I'm not a bad person, I'm just misunderstood."Cartman
"Philosophy is a waste of time when you could be making money."Garrison
"The only opinion that matters is mine."Garrison
"We live in a society, and in that society, we have responsibilities to one another."PC Principal
"This situation requires us to look at the bigger picture."PC Principal
"Acceptance doesn't mean agreement—it means respect."PC Principal
"Philosophy helps us ask the right questions, even if answers are hard."Butters Stotch
"Philosophy teaches us to question our assumptions."Butters Stotch
"Philosophy asks the right questions, even if there are no answers"Kenny McCormick
"Philosophy is just asking why until you understand"Kenny McCormick
"Philosophy is just overthinking things until you're confused."Randy Marsh
"Philosophy makes your head hurt but keeps you thinking."Randy Marsh
"Philosophy helps us question what we know."Stan Smith
"Philosophy teaches us how to live."Stan Smith