Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy asks the big questions we all wonder about."
Butters Stotch
J
"People are basically walking contradictions."
Jane Lane
J
"Philosophy is thinking really hard about things that don't matter."
Jane Lane
J
"Most people are living their worst possible life and calling it success."
Jane Lane
J
"Reality is just a collective hallucination we've agreed to pretend is real."
Jane Lane
S
"Philosophy is just trying to make sense of the senseless."
Sharon Marsh
R
"Philosophy helps us understand why we're here."
Randy Marsh
R
"A man's gotta have principles, even if it's hard."
Randy Marsh
R
"Philosophy helps you question everything."
Randy Marsh
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"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."
Kenny McCormick
D
"People are strange. I prefer things that make sense."
Daria Morgendorffer
D
"Philosophy is thinking about things you can't change."
Daria Morgendorffer
K
"Philosophy is just the art of asking better questions."
Kyle Broflovski
K
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything."
Kyle Broflovski
S
"I'm not just a character, I'm a way of life."
Stan Smith
S
"Philosophy examines the deepest questions of life."
Stan Smith
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"Philosophy is nice, but it doesn't pay the bills."
Garrison
G
"Philosophy won't make you money."
Garrison
P
"This is not about being politically correct, it's about being human."
PC Principal
P
"We need to interrogate our assumptions."
PC Principal
P
"This is bigger than any one of us."
PC Principal
C
"Everyone who disagrees with me is stupid."
Cartman
C
"I'm a man of principle, even if those principles are evil."
Cartman
S
"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."
Sharon Marsh
B
"Philosophy helps us understand the big questions in life."
Butters Stotch
B
"Philosophy helps us figure out how to live well."
Butters Stotch
K
"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff that doesn't matter."
Kenny McCormick
K
"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that might not matter."
Kenny McCormick
R
"Philosophy questions everything we think we know about life."
Randy Marsh
R
"Philosophy teaches us to ask better questions."
Randy Marsh