Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy is like, for people with nothing better to do."

"Like, why does anything matter?"

"I may seem shallow, but I have depths you couldn't fathom in your wildest dreams."

"Philosophy is interesting, but have you considered just being fabulous instead?"

"Bullying is wrong, but social hierarchy is just how the world works."

"Character matters, but first impressions are based on appearance."

"The world is complicated, and I prefer to simplify it into layers of meaning."

"I'm in the process of trying to decide whether or not to participate in society."

"Conformity is the new rebellion."

"I find that people are often guided by nothing but self-interest and stupidity."

"The human race should be studied before they're allowed to reproduce."

"Honesty is overrated as a policy."

"Why do people insist on making things more complicated than necessary?"

"I find that most people's problems are self-inflicted."

"The world would be better if people spent more time thinking and less time talking."

"Why do people insist on making major life decisions based on temporary emotions?"

"The problem with people is that they're not very smart."

"I find that the worst people are those who don't realize they're awful."

"I accept that the world doesn't care about my opinions."

"Most people would rather feel good than be good."

"I may not understand philosophy, but I understand myself."

"We need to unpack that statement and examine it critically."

"We all have implicit bias we must work on."

"Philosophy is just fancy thinking about real problems."

"Philosophy is thinking about why we think what we think."

"The best philosophy is the one that gets you ahead."

"Philosophy is nice, but power is nicer."

"The problem with society is that everyone's too busy being fake."

"I appreciate the irony of high school teachers telling us to be ourselves while punishing us for doing so."

"Conformity: because thinking for yourself is exhausting."