Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy is for people with too much time on their hands."

"The universe is meaningless, which is kind of freeing."

"I'd rather be thought of as weird than ordinary."

"The problem with people is that they exist."

"Philosophy helps you understand yourself."

"Philosophy asks the important questions."

"I don't really think about things that much."

"I'm not really the deep type."

"I guess everyone has their thing."

"Like, life is like, weird man"

"We should like, think about stuff"

"Philosophy is what people talk about when they're too smart for normal conversation."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."

"The universe makes no sense, and I'm tired of pretending it does."

"Philosophy would be more interesting without philosophy majors."

"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff, which is totally stupid, heh heh."

"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff when you could be like, doing nothing, heh heh."

"Philosophy is basically just asking 'why' a lot."

"Philosophy is just asking the questions everyone's too afraid to ask."

"Philosophy teaches you that your certainties are probably wrong."

"Philosophy asks the big questions nobody else wants to ask."

"Philosophy helps you think about things differently."

"Philosophy is just fancy thinking about things you wonder about anyway."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."

"Philosophy is asking questions that can't be answered, which is oddly satisfying."

"Evolution was a mistake somewhere around the development of consciousness."

"The meaning of life is that there is no meaning."

"The human condition is basically just a series of unfortunate events."

"I'm not really the type to get all philosophical about things."

"I don't really do philosophy or whatever."