Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

43879 quotes

B
"Like, what's the point of anything?"
Beavis
B
"Like, why do bad things happen?"
Beavis
B
"Like, what does it all mean?"
Beavis
B
"This is like, the meaning of life."
Beavis
K
"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Kimmy Schmidt
T
"Philosophy teaches us to question everything, including my impeccable style."
Titus Andromedon
T
"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."
Titus Andromedon
L
"Philosophy is the art of asking better questions."
Lillian Kaushtupper
M
"I think the meaning of life is in the details nobody else notices."
Melissa Robbins
M
"The only constant in my life is my need to document the inconstant."
Melissa Robbins
S
"Do you ever think about how meaningless everything really is?"
Stewart
S
"Philosophy is the only pursuit worth pursuing."
Stewart
S
"The answer to life is found in philosophy, not experience."
Stewart
Q
"Philosophy is just asking 'why' until someone gets annoyed."
Quinn Morgendorffer
Q
"Philosophy makes you ask questions when everyone else accepts answers."
Quinn Morgendorffer
B
"Like, whatever."
Butt-Head
B
"Why are we even here?"
Butt-Head
B
"This is pointless."
Butt-Head
P
"Philosophy is thinking about things until your brain hurts."
Paula Small
P
"The meaning of life is probably something stupid, so why bother looking."
Paula Small
P
"Philosophical questions are just things nobody has good answers for."
Paula Small
K
"Philosophy? That's thinking about stuff, right? Pass."
Kevin Thompson
K
"Philosophical questions aren't really my thing."
Kevin Thompson
B
"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff that doesn't matter."
Beavis
B
"Philosophy is just asking questions and listening to answers."
Brittany Taylor
J
"Philosophy helps us understand the big questions."
Jodie Landon
M
"I don't believe in fate. I believe in choices."
Melissa Robbins
M
"The unexamined life isn't worth living, and most people don't examine theirs."
Melissa Robbins
J
"Normal is a setting on the washing machine."
Jane Lane
J
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about... wait, that's not right."
Jane Lane