Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

43879 quotes

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"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves."
Donna Pinciotti
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"Philosophy teaches you how to think."
Donna Pinciotti
J
"Philosophy is deciding between two equally fabulous options."
Jackie Burkhart
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"Philosophy helps us understand life."
Bob Pinciotti
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"Philosophy is overthinking things that don't matter."
Hyde
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"Philosophy's just fancy talk about nothing."
Hyde
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"A good philosophy is one you can live by."
Kitty Forman
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"Philosophy teaches us how to live well."
Kitty Forman
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"You know what the problem is? Too many people thinking too much."
Kelso
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"Whatever happens, happens."
Kelso
K
"Life's like a basement hangout - you just go with it."
Kelso
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"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that doesn't really matter."
Eric Forman
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"The mind is like a parachute; it works better when it's open."
Eric Forman
E
"Think deeply about important stuff sometimes."
Eric Forman
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"Philosophy is for people with too much time."
Senor Chang
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"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."
Donna Pinciotti
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"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves better."
Donna Pinciotti
J
"Philosophy is just overthinking things."
Jackie Burkhart
J
"Philosophy helps us understand ourselves."
Jackie Burkhart
K
"Life is what you make it."
Kelso
K
"You only live once."
Kelso
K
"I'm philosophical about life."
Kelso
R
"There's nothing wrong with tradition."
Red Forman
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"I value people who think deeply and question assumptions."
Annie Edison
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"Philosophy is what boring people call thinking."
Hyde
H
"Philosophy is just excuses disguised as wisdom."
Hyde
E
"The future is just like the present, except longer."
Eric Forman
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"Life's got to have some meaning, right?"
Eric Forman
E
"Sometimes doing nothing is doing something."
Eric Forman
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"Philosophy helps us question and understand our existence."
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