Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy asks the questions that science cannot answer."

"You can't control what other people think, only what you think."

"Philosophy is just fancy thinking, but we all need to do it sometimes."

"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."

"Philosophy is just rich people's excuses for bad behavior."

"Philosophy is just navel-gazing with big words."

"Art and science both reveal truth about reality."

"Philosophy answers the questions that matter most."

"Philosophy helps us understand existence."

"Philosophy is overthinking things when you should just go shopping."

"Philosophy is overthinking simple problems."

"Philosophy is just expensive navel-gazing."

"Why is it called Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round."

"I don't really get philosophy."

"That's deep, man."

"Philosophy helps us understand why we exist."

"Philosophy asks the questions that religion answers."

"I'm not angry, I'm just profoundly disappointed in humanity."

"Philosophy is just thinking out loud for smart people."

"I've transcended human emotion. You're stuck in it."

"Philosophy is nice for people who can't afford TV."

"Philosophy is just expensive thinking."

"That's what life's all about."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"Life's just a bunch of random stuff happening."

"Sometimes I wonder what the point of anything is."

"The world's a dark place."

"Everything is a meta-reference to something else."

"Life is a series of narrative arcs."

"I'm literally a supporting character, but I accept that."