Philosophy Quotes

Questions about meaning, existence, and truth from thinkers who spent their lives searching for answers.

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"Philosophy is thinking about thinking."
Carla Tortelli
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"The philosophy of life can be summed up in one word: Cheers."
Norm Peterson
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"Philosophy means knowing life doesn't have all the answers."
Norm Peterson
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"Philosophy is just trying to make sense of a senseless world."
Dee Reynolds
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"Philosophy is what you study when life ruins you."
Rickety Cricket
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"Philosophy's just organized desperation."
Rickety Cricket
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"Philosophy is just thinking about life deeply."
Cliff Clavin
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"Philosophy helps us understand our existence."
Cliff Clavin
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"Philosophy is a waste of time."
Charlie Kelly
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"Philosophy questions everything."
Charlie Kelly
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"Philosophy is just a bunch of smart people arguing about nothing."
Frank Reynolds
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"Everything I do is intentional. There are no accidents."
Dennis Reynolds
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"Love is a illusion designed to control the masses."
Dennis Reynolds
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"Lesser beings make excuses. I make explanations."
Dennis Reynolds
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"I see humanity for what it really is: insignificant."
Dennis Reynolds
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"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve anyway."
Dee Reynolds
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"Philosophy asks questions it can never answer, which is pointless."
Dee Reynolds
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"The world don't care about guys like me, so why should I care about it?"
Rickety Cricket
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"Philosophy is just asking questions you can't answer."
Rickety Cricket
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"Philosophy teaches us right and wrong. You failed."
The Waitress
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"Philosophy says to know thyself. Do it."
The Waitress
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"The implication is everything in this situation."
Mac
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"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
Mac
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"Philosophy makes us question everything we think we know."
Lutz
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"Philosophy asks the questions that science tries to answer."
Lutz
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"Philosophy teaches us to question everything and think for ourselves."
Cliff Clavin
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"Philosophy challenges us to examine our assumptions about everything."
Cliff Clavin
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"You ever notice you can't remember the taste of water?"
Frank Reynolds
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"That's what life is all about, my man."
Frank Reynolds
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"Emotions are a waste of time."
Dennis Reynolds