Philosophy Quotes

"Philosophy is thinking about problems you can't solve."

"I don't believe in banks. That's where the government keeps their secrets."

"My life philosophy is: work hard, play hard, dance harder."

"I'm basically a philosopher, but I don't think."

"Rules are for people who aren't smart enough to get around them."

"Everything is terrible and nothing matters."

"Philosophy teaches us how to think, not what to think."

"Question everything."

"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most—take time to ponder them."

"Philosophy teaches us how to live, not just how to think."

"I'm not interested in philosophy. I'm interested in results."

"Philosophy teaches you how to live."

"Philosophy is just trying to figure out why we're here."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."

"I find the human condition fascinating, mostly as an outsider."

"Philosophy is just science for people without labs."

"I don't believe in luck, only probability."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking."

"The path to enlightenment is paved with good manicures."

"You're being irrational."

"That's what separates us from animals."

"I don't believe in luck."

"Philosophy is just asking the right questions."

"Think deeply about the big questions."

"Philosophy? That's for people who can't party."

"My philosophy: if it feels good, do it. If it's illegal, do it faster."

"The logical choice and the right choice aren't always the same thing."

"I'm not cynical, I'm realistic."

"That's not sustainable, and you know it."

"I believe in philosophy, or at least trying to understand life better."