Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics is personal when you understand it affects real lives."Miranda Hart
"Democracy is like a really awkward family dinner—nobody wants to be there, but it's important that we all show up."John Oliver
"Politics is just people arguing about power and resources."Trevor Noah
"Politics is personal before it's anything else."Trevor Noah
"The world is basically run by people who shouldn't be in charge of anything."David Letterman
"You know what's interesting about Washington? It's a very small town."David Letterman
"Politics is entertainment where the stakes happen to be real"Jimmy Kimmel
"The thing about democracy is that it's messy, inefficient, and occasionally infuriating, but it's still better than the alternatives."John Oliver
"The scariest part of any election is realizing how many people agree with the people you vehemently disagree with."John Oliver
"If you want to know what's really going on, follow the money and the outrage."John Oliver
"The problem with focusing on individual responsibility is forgetting that systems are designed by people."John Oliver
"Sometimes the most political thing you can do is be accurate."John Oliver
"Politics is complicated, but humanity is simple."Jimmy Kimmel
"Politics affects every aspect of our lives whether we pay attention to it or not."Trevor Noah
"Politics is just Hollywood for ugly people."Garry Shandling
"Democracy is like a hobby you pick up in middle age and immediately regret."John Oliver
"I don't understand why people are surprised when politicians lie. That's their job."Jay Leno
"Politics matters because it affects how we all live together."Paul Reiser
"Politics is how we decide to live together."Paul Reiser
"Politics would be easier if politicians actually listened to each other."David Letterman
"I think paying taxes is actually patriotic because you're funding the government."Conan O'Brien
"Democracy is like a cake - it's delicious, but if you leave it out too long, it gets moldy and inedible."John Oliver
"Politics is where good intentions go to die."Garry Shandling
"Politics is about values, not just votes."Craig Ferguson
"Politics affects all of our lives."Bernie Mac
"Politics is about trying to make life better for everyone."Conan O'Brien
"Politics should be about serving people, not personal gain"Cedric the Entertainer
"Political engagement is a responsibility of all citizens"Cedric the Entertainer
"Politics would be funny if it didn't affect real people's lives so directly."Paul Reiser
"Politics would be funny if the stakes weren't so high."Ray Romano