Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"The difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage."David Letterman
"Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for the voting part."David Letterman
"Folks, the big news today is that the country is going to hell in a hand basket."David Letterman
"Politics should be about service, not about personal gain."Cedric the Entertainer
"Politics is just theatre for people who take themselves too seriously."Craig Ferguson
"Politics is the art of making people feel heard without actually changing anything."Craig Ferguson
"Politics is show business for ugly people, and I should know."Garry Shandling
"Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies."Conan O'Brien
"Politics is just people trying to decide how to live together, with varying degrees of success."David Letterman
"Politics is just people arguing about how to share limited resources."Paul Reiser
"Politics is about power, regardless of what the speeches say."Paul Reiser
"Politics is about power and money, but it affects real people's lives."Bernie Mac
"Politics is the art of compromise."Redd Foxx
"Politics is the art of the possible"Tony Hancock
"Politics brings out the best and worst in people."Frankie Howerd
"Politics is the art of compromise."Frankie Howerd
"Politics should serve the people, not the other way around."Cedric the Entertainer
"Politics is just people trying to convince other people that their way is the best way"Ray Romano
"Politics is the art of deciding whose interests matter most"Tony Hancock
"Politics is often about whose story gets told."Paul Reiser
"Politics and power are games that most people don't understand."Bernie Mac
"Politics affects everyone, so you should care about it."Bernie Mac
"Politics should serve people, not the other way around."Cedric the Entertainer
"Politics is the art of making people think they're choosing."Tony Hancock
"Politics is show business for ugly people."Redd Foxx
"Political correctness is tyranny with a smile."Spike Milligan
"Politics should be about serving people, not yourself."Bernie Mac
"Politics is the art of the possible."Peter Sellers
"Politics is like comedy except the jokes have real consequences."Frankie Howerd
"Politics is the art of making people believe what you want them to believe."Terry Gilliam