Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics is just rich people arguing while the rest of us suffer."The Waitress
"Politicians have never helped anyone like me."The Waitress
"The political system designed this misery specifically for me."The Waitress
"Politics fascinates me because it's where ambition and power intersect."Rebecca Howe
"Politics could use someone with my intelligence and conviction."Rebecca Howe
"Politics is the art of telling people what they want to hear. I just tell them the truth and get ignored."Norm Peterson
"Politics is the art of managing human nature."Lilith Sternin
"Politics and religion are both tools of the powerful."Rickety Cricket
"Politics reveals our true values."Diane Chambers
"Politics would be better if more people had my level of analysis."Cliff Clavin
"Politics needs more voices like mine to set things straight."Cliff Clavin
"Politics is like bartending - you've got to keep everyone happy."Sam Malone
"Politics is the art of compromise."Sam Malone
"The system is broken, but I got mine."Frank Reynolds
"Politics is like a bad marriage - you're stuck with it whether you like it or not."Carla Tortelli
"Politics is organized lying."Carla Tortelli
"Politics ruins friendships, but beer repairs them."Norm Peterson
"Politics aside, people are basically selfish."Dee Reynolds
"Politics is just organized cruelty with a purpose."Rickety Cricket
"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."Rickety Cricket
"Politics - don't even get me started on politics."Cliff Clavin
"Politics is the art of compromise and negotiation."Cliff Clavin
"Politics is a game, man."Charlie Kelly
"Politicians lie constantly."Charlie Kelly
"Politics is a dirty game, but somebody's gotta play it."Frank Reynolds
"Politics is just organized chaos with fancy words."Dee Reynolds
"Politics is choosing which liars you hate less."Dee Reynolds
"Politics and poverty go hand in hand."Rickety Cricket
"Politics is a game for people with something to lose."Rickety Cricket
"Politics is less corrupt than your ethics."The Waitress