Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics is just rich people arguing while the rest of us suffer."
The Waitress
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"Politicians have never helped anyone like me."
The Waitress
T
"The political system designed this misery specifically for me."
The Waitress
R
"Politics fascinates me because it's where ambition and power intersect."
Rebecca Howe
R
"Politics could use someone with my intelligence and conviction."
Rebecca Howe
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"Politics is the art of telling people what they want to hear. I just tell them the truth and get ignored."
Norm Peterson
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"Politics is the art of managing human nature."
Lilith Sternin
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"Politics and religion are both tools of the powerful."
Rickety Cricket
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"Politics reveals our true values."
Diane Chambers
C
"Politics would be better if more people had my level of analysis."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Politics needs more voices like mine to set things straight."
Cliff Clavin
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"Politics is like bartending - you've got to keep everyone happy."
Sam Malone
S
"Politics is the art of compromise."
Sam Malone
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"The system is broken, but I got mine."
Frank Reynolds
C
"Politics is like a bad marriage - you're stuck with it whether you like it or not."
Carla Tortelli
C
"Politics is organized lying."
Carla Tortelli
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"Politics ruins friendships, but beer repairs them."
Norm Peterson
D
"Politics aside, people are basically selfish."
Dee Reynolds
R
"Politics is just organized cruelty with a purpose."
Rickety Cricket
R
"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."
Rickety Cricket
C
"Politics - don't even get me started on politics."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Politics is the art of compromise and negotiation."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Politics is a game, man."
Charlie Kelly
C
"Politicians lie constantly."
Charlie Kelly
F
"Politics is a dirty game, but somebody's gotta play it."
Frank Reynolds
D
"Politics is just organized chaos with fancy words."
Dee Reynolds
D
"Politics is choosing which liars you hate less."
Dee Reynolds
R
"Politics and poverty go hand in hand."
Rickety Cricket
R
"Politics is a game for people with something to lose."
Rickety Cricket
T
"Politics is less corrupt than your ethics."
The Waitress