Politics Quotes
Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.
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"Politics is a game for people with convictions."Jean-Ralphio
"Politics is the art of compromise."Frank Rossitano
"Politics affects everything, so stay informed."Frank Rossitano
"Politics should be about service, not about power or personal gain."Kenneth Parcell
"Good government serves all people, not just the powerful."Kenneth Parcell
"Politics taught me that everyone has a price. Mine is very high."Pete Hornberger
"Politics is just people trying to do right by others."Lutz
"Politics is just organized argument about who gets what."Hannibal Buress
"Politics is everyone fighting over the same limited things."Hannibal Buress
"Politics is just organized chaos with less honest intentions."Dr. Krieger
"Politics is the art of organized deception."Dr. Krieger
"Politics is dirty, but somebody's gotta do it right."Frank Rossitano
"Every vote counts, even though it don't feel like it."Frank Rossitano
"Politics doesn't matter when you're having fun."Jean-Ralphio
"Politics is complicated, but voting is important."Kenneth Parcell
"Being an American means believing in something bigger than yourself."Kenneth Parcell
"Politics are just high-level negotiations."Dr. Krieger
"Politics is just expensive socializing."Cheryl Tunt
"Politics is the art of making everyone upset equally."Hannibal Buress
"Politics is the ultimate proof that humans are irrational."Hannibal Buress
"Politics is show business for ugly people."Pete Hornberger
"Politics would be funny if it wasn't so depressing."Pete Hornberger
"Politics aside, treating yo'self is universal."Treat Yo'Self
"Politics in the office is worse than actual politics."Cyril Figgis
"Politics rewards incompetence more often than not."Cyril Figgis
"Politics would be way better if it was just one big party."Jean-Ralphio
"Politics would be better with more parties and fewer arguments."Jean-Ralphio
"Democracy is the best form of government, and I will defend it with every fiber of my being."Kenneth Parcell
"Politics is war by other means, and it's just as pointless."Ray Gillette
"Politics is the worst invention ever, except for all the alternatives."Ray Gillette