Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics is a game for people with convictions."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Politics is the art of compromise."
Frank Rossitano
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"Politics affects everything, so stay informed."
Frank Rossitano
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"Politics should be about service, not about power or personal gain."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Good government serves all people, not just the powerful."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Politics taught me that everyone has a price. Mine is very high."
Pete Hornberger
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"Politics is just people trying to do right by others."
Lutz
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"Politics is just organized argument about who gets what."
Hannibal Buress
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"Politics is everyone fighting over the same limited things."
Hannibal Buress
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"Politics is just organized chaos with less honest intentions."
Dr. Krieger
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"Politics is the art of organized deception."
Dr. Krieger
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"Politics is dirty, but somebody's gotta do it right."
Frank Rossitano
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"Every vote counts, even though it don't feel like it."
Frank Rossitano
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"Politics doesn't matter when you're having fun."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Politics is complicated, but voting is important."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Being an American means believing in something bigger than yourself."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Politics are just high-level negotiations."
Dr. Krieger
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"Politics is just expensive socializing."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Politics is the art of making everyone upset equally."
Hannibal Buress
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"Politics is the ultimate proof that humans are irrational."
Hannibal Buress
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"Politics is show business for ugly people."
Pete Hornberger
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"Politics would be funny if it wasn't so depressing."
Pete Hornberger
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"Politics aside, treating yo'self is universal."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Politics in the office is worse than actual politics."
Cyril Figgis
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"Politics rewards incompetence more often than not."
Cyril Figgis
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"Politics would be way better if it was just one big party."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Politics would be better with more parties and fewer arguments."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Democracy is the best form of government, and I will defend it with every fiber of my being."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Politics is war by other means, and it's just as pointless."
Ray Gillette
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"Politics is the worst invention ever, except for all the alternatives."
Ray Gillette