Politics Quotes

"Politics is theater for people who think it matters."

"Politics is conflict that pretends to be productive."

"Politics? That's what happens when stupid people get power."

"Politics: where the worst people make the rules."

"Politics is chaos masquerading as order."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"Politics? I AM the politics."

"Politics are less interesting than cellular manipulation."

"Politics distract from real work."

"Politics is a cesspool, but we keep jumping in anyway."

"Politics is just people arguing about stuff they don't understand."

"Politics is the art of getting people to vote against their own interests."

"Politics: the art of promising everything and delivering nothing."

"Politics is simple: vote for whatever helps my career."

"Politics needs more people like me—obviously."

"Politics is like a bar fight where nobody wins."

"Politics and gossip are basically the same thing."

"Politics is complicated, but giggity is simple, giggity goo."

"Politics affects us all, stay informed, giggity."

"Politics is the art of compromising your ideals."

"Politics reveals what people truly value."

"Politics is what happens when you got two roosters and one coop."

"Politics is annoying, but somebody's gotta do it."

"Politics is the art of the possible."

"Politics is dirty, but someone has to fight the good fight."

"Standing up for your beliefs is never wasted effort."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."

"Politics is the art of compromise, giggity goo."

"Politics requires honest dialogue and respect."

"Politics aside, I'm the most important story in this town."