Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics should be about doing what's right."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Politics requires ethical decision-making."
Cyril Figgis
E
"Politics is just people arguing about the best way forward."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"Politics is a dirty game played by people dirtier than me."
Brian Griffin
B
"Politics would be funny if the consequences weren't so serious."
Brian Griffin
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"Politics is two sides agreeing to screw people like me."
Pam Poovey
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"Politics is where broken people go to break others."
Pam Poovey
M
"Politics divides us, but humanity unites us."
Mort Goldman
M
"Politics may change, but human decency should never."
Mort Goldman
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"Politics affects us all, so stay informed, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Stay informed about the world around you, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
M
"Politics and power don't matter when you're at the bottom, but they should."
Meg Griffin
T
"Politics is the art of making people believe you're on their side."
Tom Tucker
B
"Politics shapes our world, so engage with it wisely."
Brian Griffin
B
"Political apathy is a luxury many can't afford."
Brian Griffin
E
"Politics gets easier when everyone agrees on bawking."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Politics and poultry don't mix, but bawking does."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
S
"Politics is the art of saying one thing and doing another."
Sterling Archer
L
"Politics should be about serving the people."
Lois Griffin
L
"Politics affects everyone, so stay informed."
Lois Griffin
S
"Politics is just evil with a suit and tie."
Stewie Griffin
M
"Politics affects everyone, whether we pay attention or not."
Mort Goldman
M
"Everyone has an opinion about politics, whether they should or not."
Mort Goldman
G
"Politics divides us, but humanity unites us all."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Political views may differ, but our humanity binds us."
Glenn Quagmire
T
"Politics is about winning hearts, minds, and votes."
Tom Tucker
T
"Politics is about image, and I'm very image-conscious."
Tom Tucker
E
"Politics divides, but kindness unites - remember that."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Politics without compassion is just noise."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"Politics is the art of compromise, though compromise itself is often compromised."
Brian Griffin