Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

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"Politics requires compromise, or democracy becomes impossible."
Brian Griffin
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"Politics affects our daily lives more than we realize."
Lois Griffin
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"Politics is too important to ignore, no matter who you are."
Lois Griffin
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"Politics is confusing and everyone's angry about it."
Chris Griffin
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"Politics divides people, which is sad."
Chris Griffin
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"Politics is just another arena where I can win."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Politics is just organized chaos. I approve."
Stewie Griffin
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"Politics doesn't care about people like me."
Meg Griffin
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"Politics ignores unpopular girls."
Meg Griffin
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"Politics is complicated, but your vote matters."
Teddy
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"Politics matters because it affects how we live."
Teddy
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"Politics is complicated and confusing, but it matters."
Tina Belcher
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"Politics is just a game, and I'm a player."
Louise Belcher
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"Politics is complicated, but burgers unite everyone."
Gene Belcher
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"Politics is complicated, and I'm okay not understanding it."
Chris Griffin
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"Politics confuses me, but voting is important."
Chris Griffin
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"Politics affects everyone, so we should all pay attention."
Teddy
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"We all have a responsibility to our community."
Teddy
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"Politics? I just buy whoever I need to buy."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Politics is just organized evil. I respect that."
Stewie Griffin
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"Politics is a dirty game, and someone's gotta get their hands dirty."
Peter Griffin
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"Politics confuses me, so I just vote for the person who seems fun."
Linda Belcher
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"Politics would be better if it was just people singing at each other."
Linda Belcher
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"Politics is about power and principles."
Louise Belcher
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"Politics doesn't matter as much as making sure your voice is heard."
Gene Belcher
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"Politics affects music so you gotta care at least a little."
Gene Belcher
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"Politics shouldn't affect how you treat people."
Bob Belcher
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"Politics and business are the same game with different rules."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Politics are for amateurs. I'm going for total world control."
Stewie Griffin
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"Politicians have nothing on a baby with ambition."
Stewie Griffin