Politics Quotes

"Politics is about power, influence, and looking electable. I'm three for three."

"I've been a civil servant for twenty years. I believe government should be run like a business."

"Parks are a government conspiracy to get people outside."

"Government workers should make minimum wage, work 20 hours a week, and be fired if they show up on Fridays."

"The only good government is one that does nothing."

"Everything the government does is wrong and inefficient."

"I don't care about your stupid government job."

"My political beliefs are none of your business."

"Politics would be easier if everyone was reasonable."

"Politics is about creating a better future for everyone."

"Vote and make your voice heard."

"Government is a tool of the people, and that's all it should be."

"The government is a not-for-profit organization of the people, by the people, and for the people."

"I love democracy. I love this country. I love the smell of the polls in the morning."

"Politics should serve the people, not the other way around."

"Politics should inspire, not divide."

"Politics matters because it affects people's lives."

"Politics is the ultimate game. The rules are made by winners."

"Politics and business are the same game. Winners understand both."

"I'm not a regular politician. I'm a fun politician."

"Politics is the art of getting what you want."

"Democracy and freedom are worth fighting for."

"Freedom is a privilege that must be protected."

"Democracy is the greatest form of government."

"Everything is political."

"I love my country, but I think we should start over."

"Government workers are the worst kind of person imaginable."

"I believe that all government is bad and that all politicians are idiots."

"America: the only country that matters."

"Democracy doesn't work because people are dumb."