Politics Quotes

Power, governance, and the messy business of organizing human societies.

14518 quotes

R
"The government should do nothing. Especially nothing for me."
Ron Swanson
J
"I don't follow politics; I follow fashion."
Jenna Maroney
B
"The government is what we make it. We have to decide to participate."
Ben Wyatt
T
"Politics is a game, and I'm a champion at games."
Tracy Jordan
J
"I'm going to be honest with you. I'm voting for you."
Jack Donaghy
J
"Politics is the art of the possible."
Jack Donaghy
A
"Politics should be about serving the greater good."
Angela Martin
L
"This is what democracy looks like."
Leslie Knope
T
"Politics is the art of getting what you want."
Tom Haverford
B
"I've been following politics since I was a kid, and I know the system works."
Ben Wyatt
R
"I have no political affiliation. I'm a registered Libertarian."
Ron Swanson
R
"I'm a man who believes in the citizens and the Constitution."
Ron Swanson
R
"Libertarians are Americans too, and we deserve respect."
Ron Swanson
R
"A country that taxes its citizens to fund a Parks Department is a country that will crumble."
Ron Swanson
R
"Government is a necessary evil, but it should be minimal."
Ron Swanson
J
"Politics is a dirty game, but someone has to keep their manicure."
Jenna Maroney
J
"Politics and showbiz are more similar than different."
Jenna Maroney
T
"Politics is like a game of chess, except nobody knows the rules."
Tracy Jordan
T
"Politics divides us, but it shouldn't."
Tracy Jordan
J
"Politics is just business with more handshakes and fewer regulations."
Jack Donaghy
L
"A good government requires a strong foundation."
Leslie Knope
L
"Your voice matters, and so does your vote."
Leslie Knope
L
"Politics is just high school with better outfits."
Liz Lemon
R
"Politics are important. I have very strong political opinions."
Ryan Howard
R
"I have informed political opinions. Very informed."
Ryan Howard
T
"I'm going to be a man of the people"
Tom Haverford
R
"The government should not be in the business of fixing problems."
Ron Swanson
R
"The city should spend billions on roads and nothing on parks."
Ron Swanson
R
"Government is the problem, not the solution."
Ron Swanson
J
"I don't care about politics; I care about people."
Jenna Maroney