Relationships Quotes

Connection, conflict, and everything in between. What our bonds with others teach us about ourselves.

20931 quotes

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"Relationships are just an excuse to fight."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Relationships are great until someone asks you for money!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Relationships work best when both parties understand the financial terms!"
Krusty the Clown
M
"Relationships are transactions. Never forget the bottom line."
Mr. Burns
B
"Relationships take work."
Bart Simpson
M
"My family needs me, even if silently"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Healthy relationships require communication."
Marge Simpson
M
"Homer, maybe we should talk about this like adults."
Marge Simpson
M
"Love is a four-letter word, and I've used 'em all."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Relationships are like bars—complicated and expensive."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Relationships are temporary deals."
Moe Szyslak
N
"The best investment is in people and relationships."
Ned Flanders
N
"Relationships require time, effort, and genuine care."
Ned Flanders
B
"Relationships are complicated, especially when you're too drunk to remember them."
Barney Gumble
I
"Relationships are built on trust and mutual destruction."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"My only relationship is with my victim."
Itchy and Scratchy
L
"Relationships require honesty and vulnerability."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Relationships are where we learn who we truly are."
Lisa Simpson
K
"Relationships are complicated. Money is simple."
Krusty the Clown
K
"Relationships are great until the money runs out."
Krusty the Clown
B
"I'm not a bad kid, I'm just misunderstood."
Bart Simpson
M
"If I don't have a husband, I don't exist."
Marge Simpson
M
"Homer, we need to talk about your behavior."
Marge Simpson
M
"The perfect relationship is one based on a solid prenuptial agreement."
Mr. Burns
F
"Every relationship requires some bending."
Flexo
F
"Relationships are partnerships in bending."
Flexo
H
"I'm not the best husband in the world, but I try my best."
Homer Simpson
A
"Relationships require honesty, vulnerability, and trust."
Amy Wong
A
"Relationships are where we learn the most about ourselves."
Amy Wong
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"The relationships we build define our lives."
Lisa Simpson