Relationships Quotes

"*reaches out to loved ones*"

"Trust is learned young"

"*reaches for family*"

"I've been married twice and divorced twice. I'm an expert on failure."

"Relationships are complicated, I prefer being alone."

"Relationships are complicated. Beer is simple."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication, respect, and a well-organized filing system."

"Relationships require investment, honesty, and commitment."

"I've been married more times than I can remember!"

"Relationships are built on trust, betrayal, and amazing comebacks."

"Relationships thrive on trust... and explosive betrayals."

"Relationships are transactions, nothing more."

"Da goo ga"

"Goo da goo ga"

"Relationships are complicated, friendship is simple."

"Relationships are just obligations with drinking problems."

"Relationships end at last call."

"You cut me deep, Bart."

"Nobody likes Milhouse."

"Relationships are strengthened by honesty and respect."

"Nurture relationships through honesty and care."

"Love doesn't require language"

"Relationships need nurturing"

"Relationships are precious"

"I'm a sensitive man."

"Moe, I need your advice. Should I go for looks or intelligence?"

"I once had a beautiful woman, and I blew it."

"I've had relationships, and I've learned that I'm bad at them."

"Sometimes I feel like a burden to everyone I know."

"I've never been good at goodbyes."