Relationships Quotes

Connection, conflict, and everything in between. What our bonds with others teach us about ourselves.

20931 quotes

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"Marriage is beautiful - I've done it several times."
Kent Brockman
K
"I once dated the mayor. It was purely objective journalism."
Kent Brockman
K
"In relationships, I've learned that communication is key - particularly with my lawyer."
Kent Brockman
B
"Relationships are the threads that weave a beautiful life."
Bumblebee Man
C
"Relationships require trust, communication, and forgiveness."
Carl Carlson
C
"Real relationships are built on honesty and respect."
Carl Carlson
S
"Relationships flourish when built on genuine care."
Smithers
S
"Relationships demand honesty and constant attention."
Smithers
G
"Good relationships are built on trust and hard work."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Relationships require constant tending."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"Relationships require effort and commitment, as do escape attempts."
Sideshow Bob
P
"Relationships are just long-term disappointments."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Relationships are just habit with documents."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"You know, we're not so different, you and I."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Relationships require work, patience, and commitment."
Chief Wiggum
C
"People need people."
Chief Wiggum
W
"Relationships require constant care and attention."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Relationships are the fabric of human existence."
Waylon Smithers
L
"Relationships take work, buddy."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Love someone like your life depends on it."
Lenny Leonard
B
"Relationships need tending like flowers need bees."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Relationships are like hives—they need constant care."
Bumblebee Man
N
"Nobody likes you because you're a dweeb."
Nelson Muntz
N
"The only relationship that matters is fear and respect."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Relationships built on trust are the foundation of good journalism."
Kent Brockman
G
"Relationships need tending like any other important thing in life."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Treat yer relationships with the same care ye give yer work."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"Relationships are just elaborate disappointments."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Relationships require effort we'd rather not expend."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
S
"In relationships, trust is everything - trust that I will exact revenge."
Sideshow Bob