Relationships Quotes

Connection, conflict, and everything in between. What our bonds with others teach us about ourselves.

20931 quotes

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"I don't trust people, but I trust molecules."
Dr. Krieger
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"Relationships are where you learn who you really are."
Pam Poovey
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"Relationships require work, but they're worth it."
Pam Poovey
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"The best relationships are the ones you have with yourself."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Sometimes the best relationships are the ones where nobody knows what's going on."
Hannibal Buress
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"Relationships are just two people being weird together until they're not."
Hannibal Buress
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"Relationships are contracts written in disappointment."
Malory Archer
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"Relationships are disasters in slow motion."
Malory Archer
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"Relationships require honesty above all else."
Ray Gillette
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"Relationships are a mirror of ourselves."
Ray Gillette
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"If you were a woman, would you date you?"
Lana Kane
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"You're unbelievable. And not in a good way."
Lana Kane
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"You're impossible. You know that, right?"
Lana Kane
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"Can you please just listen to me for once?"
Lana Kane
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"You're lucky I even like you."
Lana Kane
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"I'm a very sensitive person, Lana."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Mother had better taste in lovers."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Relationships are complicated. Money is more complicated."
Jean-Ralphio
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"I've learned that most people aren't worth your effort anyway."
Cyril Figgis
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"I've accepted that I'm the supporting character in everyone's story."
Cyril Figgis
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"Relationships are experiments with unpredictable variables."
Dr. Krieger
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"Relationships require constant recalibration."
Dr. Krieger
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"Call me."
Malory Archer
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"What do you want from me?"
Malory Archer
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"You're impossible."
Malory Archer
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"This is why nobody likes you."
Malory Archer
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"You disappoint me."
Malory Archer
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"You're hopeless."
Malory Archer
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"You're driving me crazy."
Malory Archer
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"You're exhausting."
Malory Archer