Relationships Quotes

"See, this is why no one likes you."

"Relationships are complicated, but so am I."

"Relationships require work, honesty, and probably snacks."

"You know, relationships are all about communication... and by that I mean avoiding it."

"Relationships are like plants—they die if you don't water them, or even if you do."

"I have a boyfriend. Wait, no, I don't."

"Relationships work best when the other person agrees with you."

"Relationships improve when you're dating Tom Tucker."

"Nobody ever listens to me."

"Relationships are where compromise goes to die."

"Relationships require compromise, which is why I avoid them."

"Relationships are built on trust and giggity, giggity."

"Relationships require effort and giggity, giggity."

"Relationships require work, but they're worth every effort."

"Real relationships require radical honesty."

"Relationships require constant attention, like a coop needs cleaning."

"Relationships are the real treasure - everything else is just eggs."

"Lana. Lana. LANA!"

"Relationships require constant work and compromise."

"Relationships require work, but they're worth it."

"Relationships are mirrors; they show you who you really are."

"Just because I call you something doesn't mean I have feelings for you."

"This is exactly why I hate working with you people."

"You're literally the worst person I know."

"Why does everyone always assume the worst about me?"

"You're being impossible right now."

"Relationships are like gardens - you gotta tend to 'em or they die."

"Why does everyone hate me so much?"

"Does anyone actually care about my feelings?"

"Relationships require work and dedication."