Technology Quotes

From the printing press to AI, these quotes explore humanity's relationship with its own inventions.

12000 quotes

F
"Technology gives us new ways to bend, but the old ways still work fine."
Flexo
L
"Technology is a tool—use it wisely or regret it."
Leela
L
"Technology changes, but human connection doesn't."
Leela
B
"Computers make excellent substitutes for you stupid humans."
Bender
H
"To start, press any key. Where's the any key?"
Homer Simpson
H
"I love my TV more than I love my family."
Homer Simpson
Z
"Technology cannot fix what nature has broken in me."
Zoidberg
Z
"Technology advances while I remain stagnant."
Zoidberg
H
"I'm going to go home and download some more stuff."
Hermes
H
"Technology is wonderful, but it's no substitute for a good filing cabinet."
Hermes
P
"To think, just fifty years ago we didn't even have electricity. And now we have so much."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"Technology should serve humanity, not replace it."
Professor Farnsworth
A
"The future belongs to those who understand technology."
Amy Wong
L
"Technology should serve humanity, not the other way around."
Leela
F
"Technology helps us bend in ways our ancestors couldn't imagine."
Flexo
F
"Technology is humanity's attempt to bend the laws of nature."
Flexo
B
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the robot and turning it back on again?"
Bender
B
"Technology is great until it does something I don't like."
Bender
H
"Marge, I just realized I have an app for that"
Homer Simpson
H
"Technology can help, but sometimes the old ways work best."
Hermes
H
"Technology is a tool - use it wisely."
Hermes
A
"Technology should serve humanity, not the other way around."
Amy Wong
A
"Technology is advancing faster than our wisdom to use it."
Amy Wong
Z
"Technology advances, but our understanding of alien anatomy remains primitive."
Zoidberg
Z
"Technology is wonderful until it's used to broadcast my failures worldwide."
Zoidberg
P
"What's the deal with young people today? Everything's on their cellular phones."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"Technology is either incredibly useful or incredibly dangerous. Usually both."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"Technology makes bending easier, but heart makes it meaningful."
Flexo
F
"Technology serves us; we don't serve it."
Flexo
L
"Technology is just a tool. What matters is how we use it."
Leela