Technology Quotes

"Technology is ruining humanity, but at least it keeps the beer cold."

"The future is now!"

"Technology is cool when it helps you cheat."

"Technology works best when aimed at you."

"The greatest invention of all time? The keg."

"Technology is neat, but nothing beats the classics: beer."

"Technology should serve humanity, not the other way around."

"Technology should enhance humanity, not replace it."

"Technology is just a way to create more elaborate traps."

"Technology is just another prop in the game."

"Technology is merely another tool for control."

"Technology is great until it gets you in trouble."

"Technology is just another way to prank people."

"Technology makes things worse, just faster."

"Technology ruined the simple art of getting drunk."

"Technology is a tool—use it wisely and ethically."

"Use technology to connect and serve, not divide."

"Technology is just a tool for connection"

"Technology connects us all"

"Technology will destroy us all, probably while we're at the bar."

"Technology: now we can hurt each other more efficiently!"

"Technology makes hurting each other easier every day."

"Technology? I just need a microphone and a spotlight!"

"Technology is great if it makes you richer!"

"Technology won't solve our problems if we use it the wrong way."

"Technology should be used to expand my empire and crush my rivals."

"Technology is awesome."

"Technology is strange to my eyes"

"Technology should serve humanity, not control it."

"Technology ruins everything it touches."