Technology Quotes

From the printing press to AI, these quotes explore humanity's relationship with its own inventions.

12000 quotes

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"Technology advances, but my affection for Mr. Burns remains analog and pure."
Smithers
S
"Technology connects us, but I can't seem to connect with my boss."
Smithers
P
"Technology can't fix what's wrong with our lives."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
L
"Technology's changing everything, but people stay the same."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Technology's great, but human connection is greater."
Lenny Leonard
K
"Technology is wonderful; it lets me deliver false information faster."
Kent Brockman
B
"Technology helps us buzz more efficiently, but not more wisely."
Bumblebee Man
C
"Technology changes how we live, but not who we are."
Carl Carlson
C
"Technology is a tool; how you use it defines you."
Carl Carlson
S
"Technology serves humanity when guided by wisdom."
Smithers
S
"Technology must serve human values, not replace them."
Smithers
G
"Technology's ruinin' the world, if ye ask me."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Technology'll never replace a man's hands."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"Technology advances slowly, which is unfortunate for my escape timelines."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Technology advances, but rakes remain eternally effective."
Sideshow Bob
P
"Technology makes everything worse."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Computers have made things worse somehow."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"Technology is a tool, not a replacement for human connection."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Modern technology can't replace old-fashioned values."
Chief Wiggum
W
"Technology should serve humanity, not control it."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Technology is neither good nor evil; intent matters."
Waylon Smithers
L
"Technology's changing the world, man."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Technology can make life easier."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Technology's a tool, use it wisely."
Lenny Leonard
B
"Technology helps us fly farther, but nature showed us how first."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Technology should serve life, not replace it."
Bumblebee Man
N
"Technology is just another tool to hurt people with."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Technology has changed how we deliver news, but not its importance."
Kent Brockman
G
"Technology's useful, but it'll never replace good honest work."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Technology should serve man, no' the other way around."
Groundskeeper Willie