Technology Quotes

"Technology will only find new ways to disappoint us."

"Technology makes everything worse."

"Technology is a tool for progress, or for creating more efficient traps."

"Technology may imprison me, but it cannot imprison my mind."

"Technology should serve your superiors, not the other way around."

"Technology is a tool for efficiency and communication."

"Technology these days... I don't even know how to operate my phone."

"I didn't invent much, but I tried my best."

"Technology changes fast, but human nature stays the same."

"Technology is a tool, not a master."

"Technology is cool if it helps you dominate."

"Technology has made news better, though I miss the typewriter era."

"Technology is wonderful, but nothing beats human charm."

"Technology is useful only if it serves the common good."

"Technology is a tool; it shouldnae become yer master."

"Technology's changing faster than I can keep up."

"Technology's made us smarter and dumber at the same time."

"Technology comes and goes, but beer is eternal."

"Technology must serve humanity, not enslave it."

"Use technology to connect, not to isolate."

"Technology is great, but nothing beats a live audience losing their minds at my act!"

"Technology's great, but nothing beats the intimacy of a live audience!"

"Technology is just another tool to stay ahead."

"Technology makes my tormenting more efficient."

"I think the greatest invention is the things that let you do things while doing other things."

"Technology is ruining us. I miss the old days when things were simpler."

"I trust technology the way I trust anyone: not very much."

"Technology is the future, unless it costs money."

"Technology's fine, but it'll never replace good old-fashioned hard work."

"Technology's just a tool. How ye use it matters."