Technology Quotes

"Technology should serve my needs, not the reverse."

"I invented most technologies I use."

"Technology is like fire - useful until it burns you."

"Technology is supposed to make life easier, but it just makes it busier."

"Technology makes life easier and human relationships harder."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier. It just made us busier."

"Technology makes it easier than ever to treat yo'self."

"Technology would be great if people actually understood how to use it."

"Technology is wonderful until it fails you."

"Technology is just better ways to find parties now."

"Technology lets you text about parties without being at work."

"Technology should serve humanity, not replace it."

"Technology is progress until it malfunctions."

"Technology ruins everything it touches."

"I'm not a robot, but I'm not far off."

"Technology is my religion and the lab is my church."

"Technology is humanity's greatest achievement and my playground."

"Technology exists to make treating yo'self easier."

"Technology is ruining human connection, which is perfect because I hate people anyway."

"Technology was supposed to make life easier, plot twist: it didn't."

"Technology is ruining everything."

"Technology will be the death of us."

"Technology is neutral; it's how we use it that matters."

"Technology amplifies what we already are."

"Technology is cool, but analog bankruptcy is cooler."

"Technology will probably be the death of us all anyway."

"Technology can't solve the human problems."

"Technology is the answer to almost every question."

"Technology should serve no master but curiosity."

"Technology keeps changing, but my love of snacks remains constant."