Technology Quotes

"Technology is amazing until it doesn't work when you need it."

"Technology makes life easier, unless it's your doctor's computer."

"Technology was supposed to save us time. It hasn't."

"Technology helps me broadcast my magnificence worldwide."

"Technology lets the world see my magnificence."

"Technology is great until it prevents me from being dramatic."

"Technology gives me new ways to make people uncomfortable."

"Technology makes life easier, giggity."

"Technology should serve humanity, giggity goo."

"Technology is a tool, not a substitute for human connection."

"Technology should enhance our humanity, not replace it."

"Technology helps us, but it can't replace good old-fashioned clucking."

"Technology's great, but nothing beats the classics."

"Technology is a tool; wisdom is how you use it."

"Technology should serve humanity, not the other way around."

"Technology is great, but human connection matters more."

"Technology is great until it doesn't work, then it's just an expensive paperweight."

"Technology is just a tool, not a solution, giggity."

"Embrace technology but don't lose your humanity."

"Technology changes, but good hair gel is forever."

"Technology is supposed to make our jobs easier."

"Technology should serve people, not replace them."

"Technology changes the world, but it can't change who you are inside."

"Technology is a tool, not a master."

"Technology is great until you spill your drink on it."

"Technology is a tool; wisdom is knowing when not to use it."

"Technology makes everything worse, slowly."

"Technology wastes more of my time than it saves."

"Technology is a tool - it's up to us how we use it."

"Technology should serve humanity, not the other way around."