Time Quotes

"Time is precious, and I spend every moment thinking of Mr. Burns."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and drags when you're not near Mr. Burns."

"We're not getting any younger, and neither are our eggs."

"Time heals all wounds, but not ours - we keep reopening them."

"Tomorrow's always the same as today. That's the tragedy."

"Time waits for no one, so make it count."

"Time's the one thing you can't get back."

"Time waits for no man, but it does wait for commercial breaks."

"Time waits for no bee, so make every moment count!"

"Time is the one flower we cannot pollinate again."

"Time waits for no one, so make the most of it while you can."

"Time spent in service to others is never wasted."

"Time is the most precious resource we possess."

"Time passes whether ye watch it or not, so ye might as well do somethin' productive."

"Time's precious, dinnae waste it on foolishness."

"Time is but a construct, easily suspended by careful planning and explosives."

"Time moves differently when one is incarcerated, which aids planning."

"Time moves slowly when you're unhappy."

"Time passes slower when you're stuck in a routine."

"Time moves faster than we realize, so cherish each moment."

"This too shall pass."

"Time spent in service to others is never wasted."

"Time is our most precious and limited resource."

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"Time flies when you're having fun, especially if you have wings."

"Time waits for no bee, so fly while you can."

"I don't have time for losers like you."

"Time is what I spend terrorizing dorks."

"This just in: time continues to move forward at its normal pace."

"The news waits for no man, not even Kent Brockman."