Time Quotes

We all get the same 24 hours. These quotes explore what we do with them and why it matters.

20900 quotes

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"Time's wasting, and I should be tormenting someone."
Nelson Muntz
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"Every day I wake up, the weak get weaker."
Nelson Muntz
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"I've learned that life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Lenny Leonard
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
Lenny Leonard
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"Youth is wasted on the young."
Mr. Burns
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"Why do you waste my time with such trivial matters?"
Mr. Burns
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"Time waits fer no man, so ye'd best make use of it."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Time's the one thing ye cannae get back once it's gone."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Time flies when surrounded by love"
Maggie Simpson
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"Time is a precious gift"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Time is money, and I'm out of both."
Moe Szyslak
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"I measure my life in empty beer glasses."
Moe Szyslak
R
"Waiting for the school bus in the morning."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Time is something you waste when you're having fun."
Nelson Muntz
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"Time flies when you're making others miserable."
Nelson Muntz
B
"Time flies when you're having fun. It crawls when you're sober."
Barney Gumble
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"Tomorrow's always a new day to make the same mistakes."
Barney Gumble
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"Okily-dokily, neighborino, have you considered the benefits of a structured daily schedule?"
Ned Flanders
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"Time is the most precious resource we have; use it wisely."
Ned Flanders
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"Time is money, so don't waste my time!"
Krusty the Clown
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"Time flies when you're having fun... and it flies faster when you're running."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Time heals all wounds... except the funny ones."
Itchy and Scratchy
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"Time is but a construct, and money is real."
Mr. Burns
M
"Gaga ga da da"
Maggie Simpson
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"Time moves too quickly."
Lisa Simpson
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"Time flies when you're having fun getting detention."
Bart Simpson
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"Time is nature's way of keeping things from happening at once."
Bart Simpson
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"I'm not a miracle worker. Well, I was once, but I was younger then."
Moe Szyslak
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"Time moves slower when you're waiting for closing time."
Moe Szyslak
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"Time is a gift from the Almighty, use it wisely."
Ned Flanders