Time Quotes

We all get the same 24 hours. These quotes explore what we do with them and why it matters.

20900 quotes

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"Time is precious, and I'm not wasting it on nonsense."
Pam Poovey
T
"Your future self will thank you for living now."
Treat Yo'Self
T
"Treat yo'self because tomorrow isn't guaranteed."
Treat Yo'Self
H
"Time moves slower when you're uncomfortable and faster when you're happy, which is unfair."
Hannibal Buress
H
"Time is a construct and also moving too fast simultaneously."
Hannibal Buress
M
"I don't have time for your neuroses."
Malory Archer
M
"Time is the one thing you can't buy more of."
Malory Archer
R
"Time is the one currency you can't get back."
Ray Gillette
R
"Time moves the same for everyone; what matters is how you spend it."
Ray Gillette
C
"I have the worst timing of anyone in the world."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"I don't have time for your nonsense."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"I have better things to do than listen to this."
Cheryl Tunt
J
"Time is just a construct anyway."
Jean-Ralphio
C
"Time flies when you're trying to survive."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Maybe I'll figure things out before it's too late."
Cyril Figgis
D
"Time is merely a construct we use to organize chaos."
Dr. Krieger
M
"Stop wasting my time."
Malory Archer
M
"I have better things to do."
Malory Archer
P
"Time waits for no one, especially not for deadlines."
Pam Poovey
P
"Time moves fast, so enjoy it while you can."
Pam Poovey
M
"Time flies when you're having fun, but crawls when you're waiting for your test results."
Mort Goldman
M
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the second best is now... probably never."
Mort Goldman
M
"Time is money, and I'm bankrupt on both."
Mort Goldman
L
"Stop wasting my time."
Lana Kane
T
"Time flies when you're having ratings success."
Tom Tucker
T
"Time stops when Tom Tucker takes center stage."
Tom Tucker
C
"Time flies when you're having debauchery."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Time is a construct invented by people without enough money."
Cheryl Tunt
G
"Time flies when you're having fun, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Time is precious, don't waste it, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire