Time Quotes

We all get the same 24 hours. These quotes explore what we do with them and why it matters.

20900 quotes

B
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best is now."
Brian Griffin
B
"Don't waste time on things that don't matter."
Brian Griffin
E
"Time waits for no chicken, giant or otherwise."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Time is precious - spend it bawking wisely."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
S
"Time is the one thing you can't fake or buy more of."
Sterling Archer
L
"Time waits for no one, so make it count."
Lois Griffin
L
"Every moment in time is precious and finite."
Lois Griffin
S
"Time flies when you're plotting world domination."
Stewie Griffin
S
"Time waits for no one, but I will make it wait for me."
Stewie Griffin
C
"Time goes by so fast."
Chris Griffin
M
"Time moves fast - one day you're young, the next you're me."
Mort Goldman
M
"You know, in my day, we didn't have all these fancy computers."
Mort Goldman
M
"Tomorrow isn't promised, so make today count."
Mort Goldman
M
"Time moves so slowly when you're miserable."
Meg Griffin
M
"Time can't heal what's always getting worse."
Meg Griffin
G
"Time flies when you're having fun, and I'm always having fun!"
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Time is the most precious resource we have."
Glenn Quagmire
P
"The greatest gift you can give someone is your time."
Peter Griffin
P
"I've learned that time is precious."
Peter Griffin
T
"Time flies when you're anchoring the news."
Tom Tucker
T
"Time is money, and I'm very valuable."
Tom Tucker
B
"Time is the most precious resource we have, and we waste far too much of it."
Brian Griffin
L
"Time is precious, so don't waste it on things that don't matter."
Lois Griffin
C
"Time goes really fast, which is weird."
Chris Griffin
C
"I don't think about tomorrow much, which is probably dumb."
Chris Griffin
J
"Time is money, and I'm always cashing in."
Jimmy Pesto
S
"Time is a precious resource. I'm using it to plan revenge."
Stewie Griffin
M
"Time moves slower when you're miserable."
Meg Griffin
M
"Time is cruel to people nobody likes."
Meg Griffin
T
"Life's too short to waste time on things that don't matter."
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